i'm still sick

heyyooo people !

i'm still sick..

and i can't go anywhere, hehe. i just got another show that i like, ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW woohooo! haha, since it's daily and i get so bored easily. so ITS TIME... TO FIGHT... BOREDOM!!!
hahha

so i recently started this 'thing'
it's not a big deal tho. i started googling on jokes! yes, jokes ! cuz, in order to fight BOREDOM i need to have something interesting that i can laugh about this summer. well.. other than watching tv, of course, which has been my daily rituals along my 15-year-old life. and.. shopping.

yeah, so i just started .. like.. now, just now. and i found this :

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!

i felt the funny thing and understand it. kinda ironic a little , hehe.

and i got kinda bored with lyrixcs of the day, so i'll try both but not at the same post, like today joke, tomorrow lyrics. i'll just write lyrics when i feel mellow, okay? but too bad i don't feel 'mellow' today, so instead, i'll write a joke.. that is definitely better than the previous one.

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

dumb blonde in action! haha x)

see ya ;)